The Dogcow first appeared in the Page Setup dialog of early Macintosh computers. She is simultaneously a dog and a cow. Not a blend of the two, not a compromise, but both at once. She has a name (Clarus), a sound (Moof!), a job, and many devoted admirers. She has never resolved into one thing or the other.

Some of the most useful things in any system resist clean categorization. A meal kit is a product whose value is entirely a service — someone else’s judgment about what goes together, sourced and portioned and explained, delivered in a box. A player-coach is inside the game and responsible for the whole of it, subject to the same pressure as the team and accountable for the outcome from above it. A diplomat represents a world they don’t live in, to a world where they are not represented. Clarus never showed it. She just kept doing her job, cheerfully unresolved.

What is the dogcow in your situation? Is its hybrid nature a problem to solve, or a feature you haven’t learned to use yet? What would it mean to let it remain a dogcow?

See also: Venn diagram, Prism, Braiding, Tetris.

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